Fountain of Youth
Any women over 30 should pay attention to this
section....You're old and slow and you happen to be walking near
the entrance to The Old Coal Mine when all of the sudden BAM! you stumble upon
the Fountain of Youth.
Now I'm not saying that drinking the water will make you young, but I'm not
saying that it wont either. My girlfriend Geneva doesn't seem to age, and her
beauty is endless (major kiss up points with this webpage), and she spends an
awful lot of time near the Fountain of Youth... YOU DECIDE.
The Fountain of Youth is a spring that pops out of the hillside near The Old
Coal Mine. Normally it runs year round, and in the summer you can hear it
gushing life giving water into the pond.
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